Episode 2

Shump and the Shamans

Episode 2: Limitless Exasperations


Previously on Shump and the Shamans...

Superman flies to the aid of Spiderman who is being help captive by the Algonquinites.



In the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere a meeting takes place.

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Man: Hello, before we get started there's something I wanted you to know....

Woman: Yes?



Man: Well... I know we are outside but if we were inside and there was a door I would open it for you.

Woman: Huh?

Man: Enough of this dillydallying let's get down to business! We came here to discuss business! And business is what we will discuss! Go!



Woman: Eheh... Ok. Well I want you to kill someone for me.

Man: Mam what did i just say about the dillydallying? Business!

Woman: Yes I understand.... I want you to kill my husband.. Mr. Incredible...

Man: What the fuck tart? You want me to kill Mr. Incredible.. wait a second... does that make you Mrs. Incredible?

Mrs. Incredible: This is ridiculous I cannot believe someone recommended you.. You might be the most retarded person I have ever met.

Man: You're ridiculous cause apparently your husband is the most retarded person you have ever met. Hah. I told you dumb woman.

Mrs. Incredibile: Look i just want you to kill him. Just do it.. I don't care how I just want you to do it!

Man: I will now sing a song.

Mrs. Incredible: Oh jesus christ.



Man: She wants him dead. She wants him dead. Oh death has come to write you a song.. Mr. Incredible .. becomes not so incredible!!! Oh death has come to write you a song.. a song!! Mr. Incredible becomes not so incredible! Oh death shall come to you!!! OH death shall come to you!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Incredible: I'm leaving.



Man: Wait! I'll do it. I depart now! Post haste! Come lion-bird let us go!



Mrs. Incredible: He never took the payment...

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Man: Land over there Lion-bird! Your master has got to pee.



Man: Ahh much better..

Tree: What is your name!?

Man: They Call me the Mute.. now who has spoken?



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Meanwhile, somewhere in the universe, a dream is dreamt.