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Episode 1: The Quandry
While Superman is off saving Spiderman from the evil henchmen known as the Algonquinites, our story begins on a steamy autumn evening at the household of Mr. Incredible.
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<It's a clear autumn night. All of the lights in the household are off, except for a small glow coming from the second floor bedroom. The silence is only broken by an occasional giggle and the whisper of love talk.>
Mr. Incredible: C'mon baby, you know I'm incredible. I'm Mr. Incredible!
Woman of the Night: ...
<The bed makes very audible squeaking sounds>
Woman of the Night: This isn't really what I was expecting...
Mr. Incredible: What? What do you mean?
Woman of the Night: Stop.
<The squeaking ceases>
Mr. Incredible: What's wrong baby?
Woman of the Night: Your just not...as incredible as I thought.
Mr. Incredible: Huh? How can this be?
<The wind picks up outside. A chill breeze wraps around the room from the open window next to the bed.>
Mr. Incredible: I don't know what I did wrong...
<A sharp clanging sound can be heard coming from outside the window.>
Woman of the Night: What was that!
Mr. Incredible: Oh shit, I think that's the Mrs. !
<A hand grasps the windowsill, and the shadow of a figure appears in the frame.>
Mr. Incredible: Who the hell?
<The shadowy figure leaps into the room, landing with a resounding THUD.>
Shadowy Figure: Sup guys! It's SALTY TIME! FFFROOOSTSHOCKKKK!!
<Salty frostshocks Woman of the Night, then leaps back out the window. Clanging sounds can be heard as he runs off into the distance. Woman of the Night dies.>
Mr. Incredible: Nooooooo!
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Meanwhile, in the nearby forest, a tree moves a little to the left.
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